Whorticulture: Volume 2
Quick and dirty things I found on the internet that intrigued and delighted me.
I got back from my mountaineering trip with a feeling of triumph and satisfaction… only to get absolutely flattened by a 48 hour flu. I’m still recovering somewhat, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t use my time in bed wisely. Here are some things I found interesting and intriguing in my flu-ish state.
Quick reads this week:
We all knew this already (right… right??) but this article just reaffirms what should already be universally acknowledged as a biblical truth: that foreplay is essential for better sex. I know it feels like preaching to the choir, but sometimes you gotta preach to the choir so that they know how to sing. More foreplay! More oral! More kissing and necking and fooling around!
A Brief History of the Wedding Ring. I am a huge fan of Youtube rabbit holes and while this is just a brief overview, it’s interesting to see the progression of wedding rings throughout time. I wrote previously about why jewelry is so important to women, and wedding rings are a whole different level of feminized forms of safety and social security.
How a Super Conservative Japanese Company Made the Most Popular Sex Toy of All Time. A delightful little fluff bit about Hitachi, the creator of the Magic Wand. Perhaps like many girls, my first vibrator was not actually a vibrator but it was my father’s hair trimmer; which packed a big buzz. My second though, was the magic wand and since then I’ve never looked back.
Is this the most sexual song of all time? According to John Densmore, the drummer for The Doors, it is. Please weigh in, I’m curious if you agree. My personal nominations would either be Sixty Minute Man by Rufus Thomas, Drive by Melissa Ferrick, or Smooth Criminal by Aziza Love.
Current girl crush: Hannah Russell
Effortless cool girl vibes… makes a girl want to book a trip to Dubai…. Take me with you and maybe we can do a duo…? <3
Like this? Let me know in the comments and I’ll do more of em. Until then, stay golden pony boy <3
The name of this publication is *chef's kiss*